In 1988, Roald Dahl composed a festive poem for Great Ormond Street Hospital, illustrated by Quentin Blake. It's a Christmas cracker.
As the festive season is upon us, here's a slightly, well, alternative Christmas rhyme from Roald Dahl...
"Where art thou, Mother Christmas?
I only wish I knew
Why Father should get all the praise
And no one mentions you.
I'll bet you buy the presents
And wrap them large and small
While all the time that rotten swine
Pretends he's done it all.
So Hail To Mother Christmas
Who shoulders all the work!
And down with Father Christmas,
That unmitigated jerk!"
You can find the poem, along with many other stories and verses, in The Roald Dahl Treasury.
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