Mr and Mrs Twit don't care for this Valentines nonsense. So whether it's romance or unValentine fun you're looking for, here are a few ideas
Mr and Mrs Twit from Roald Dahl's The Twits are pretty horrible - both to each other and to everyone around them. Mrs Twit likes to ruin romantic meals by adding worms to the spaghetti, and Mr Twit is more likely to make his wife think she has the Dreaded Shrinks than buy her a bunch of flowers.
If Valentines Day makes you feel like you want to embrace your inner Twit, we've got a few suggestions for you...
One of the terrible tricks Mr Twit plays on his wife is when he convinces her she's shrinking and needs to be stretched using lots and lots of balloons. Quentin Blake's print celebrates this truly unromantic moment.
Feeling inspired to play a few Twits tricks of your own? This activity set includes fake maggots, flies, and lots more items for some terrible trickery.
Welcome Valentines Day with a nice warm drink - and remember to watch out for a glass eye at the bottom of your cup...
Surprisingly, The Twits does also feature one of Roald Dahl's most well-known quotes. So if you do want to be lovely this Valentines Day, we suppose this vest is quite nice.
With one lovely ladies vest on offer, we thought we'd better make a nice suggestion for the men a well. Do you know someone fantastic? Then this is the t-shirt for them.