The moment you’ve all been waiting for has arrived!
Dear Revolting Rhymers,
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts - and from the hearts of our bottoms.
Our heartfelt thanks to you all for sending in your brilliant revolting rhymes. A veritable deluge of revoltingness! The entries were feats of tastelessness and gruesome imagination - some very unpleasant to read - which was exactly what we wanted!
The winning rhymes took us on spectacularly surreal and repulsive journeys. There were unexpected twists galore! Laughing and recoiling in equal measure, we heard of Violet Beauregarde’s musical bottom and her accidental trip past the moon! In another, Grandma was turned into a furry pet! We found ourselves at the cinema with the BFG - an unnatural fit to say the least. Elsewhere, we came across a giant whale, and Matilda - wearing flippers and knickers - in the middle of the ocean.
Of course, we also had to pick winners from the hundreds (some say thousands) of entries dedicated to one particular topic: the impressive dimensions of the BFG’s bodily waste! We believe that the two rhymes we selected do justice to this compelling sub-genre. And finally, in one of the most shocking rhymes we’ve ever read, we witnessed Mr. Twit take a bath. We don’t dare tell you what happened next - you’ll have to read it for yourself!
Now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for…
Overall English-language winner:
Overall Welsh-language winner:
Check out the winning rhymes being read by Tom Fletcher and Anni Llŷn!
You can read all the winning rhymes in the Revolting Rhymers eBook - coming out in early 2017! Pre-order your copy now!
Don’t forget to tune in to BBC One at 6:30pm on Boxing Day and again on Tuesday, December 27th, to watch the fantastic new two-part animation of Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes!